| Recitative |
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| PJ Proby | Madonna |
| Pastorale |
| - (evil laugh) - There ain't no such thing as rape
...when you're wearing a Superman cape Hi-yo fuckin' Silver I am the man... with the 12 inch gun Lord I am PJ | There ain't no such thing as rape ...when you're wearing a Superman cape Hi-yo fuckin' Silver I am the man... with the 12 inch gun |
| Sotto voce (orgasmic) |
| | (sighs) I am PJ Proby |
| Belcanto |
Lord I am PJ...and I've been around
And here are the things the things the things the things the things the things the things I've found I am the exterminator, I am the sagisnizing subaitor man Beastly Boy Skinny Boy...I'm the Ice Man, you a faggot? I'm the man and you're the boy You're gonna be my play toy How does this whip feel? Do you feel like it? Do you like it when I whip ya...(evil laugh)...Lord?
You better say yes... Because I'll take it straight...up your faggot dress Now all you little punks
All you good for is fuckin' You better call me God And I'll call you Me | Schooly D and Just Ice...are faggots I am the man, you are the boy You're gonna be my play toy Do you feel like it, do you feel like it?
You better say yes cos I'll take it up your dress
You little punks
All you're for is fuckin' Call me God And I'll call you Ye |
| (Both) Hey you! |
So don't you bend over for the soap
'Cos you just might git it
Right straight up your... Hit the button...Hmpp!...I'm the PJP
Lord I am the monster
And I marry them young... ...and I sure have fun Because I'm the man...with the child in his hand
Wowo woa woa...I'm... | Don't bend over for the soap
Because you might get it in the (suggestive laugh)
I marry 'em young and I sure have fun Eight, nine, ten, eleven—could even go back to number seven little girls... |
| Hora Lingua |
| (paedophile orgasmic ululations) | |
| Idyll |
Lord have mercy...have mercy on me
(Smacks lips) Little girls...
Mmmmm, I can smell your body
I can feel you...oh Lord...everywhere...
C'mon baby...c'mon...
Eight, nine, ten, eleven...
Could go back to seven, oh yes, yes, yes
(Groans) Little girls
(Maurice Chevalier imitation) Thank Heaven for leetle girls
For leetle girls grow younger every day... Jack Good, he was my mentor
He did not know that through it all
He was my pimp whore
He's just a joy-toy Telly Savalas uses his bald head as a...phaylus
He leaves Vaseline everywhere he sits
What a knob... ...that boy has He's a...knob
If you're a fan of his
(laughs) Just cob the knob 'Cos you're on the job boy... | Telly Savalas...uses his bull's head as a phallus And if you're a fan of his, just cob the knob |
| Guitar obligato Episode |
| I'm a social smoker I'm a muthafucker Some people...(huh!)...they even say I'm a cocksucker But when there's no pussy... | I'm a muthafucker Some people say I'm a cocksucker But when there's no pussy... |
| Ostinato |
| There's no me Because you're looking in the face—Lord have mercy -
Of the PJP
Oh Lord, I'm the man | There's no me...'cos I'm the PJP I am the man...who holds his cock in his hand |
| (Both) Who holds his cock in his hand |
Does pole-vaults over...the grandstand
'Cos I've got one like a donkey How d'you like that? | |
| Aria |
| How d'you like that? | I am a dick-licker (ecstatic hard)
I am a cunt lover
I am an arse fucker Piss on me (soft intimate)
Fuck me like a beast
Set me on fire
Fuck me until I'm dead Piss on me |
(Both, alternating)
And I'm a Southern coon
Fuck me like a beast
They always call me a honky
Set me on fire
And by...by the way, I'm white
Fuck me until I'm dead
(laughs)...even by day and night |
| Ostinato |
And I can hang on all night
So you can...niggers who think you're big
Try on Telly Savalas's own wig My name is P J Strong
And in case you're wondering
Savoy Records is the label for me No!...We ain't no fascists! | And in case you're wondering
Savoy Records is the label for me
We ain't no fascists! |
| Guitar tocata |
Whoever says different
I want to tell you
To fuck 'em and feed 'em beans Fuck 'em...
Fuck 'em and feed 'em beans | Whoever says different
Fuck 'em and feed 'em beans |
| Jubilus |
(off mike: That is the theme...)
...of this song | |
| Coda |
Goodnight everybody
An to...to...everybody, Goodnight (laughs) | |
